Wonderland, Part One Mock Turtle SoupWonderland, Part One by ~SnakeoilSage
His name was Mock Turtle, and he was dead.
A constable rolled the poor bloke onto his stomach, exposing the intricate tortoise-shell tattoo that covered his back. Beak-like lips and a greenish complexion only added to the illusion that he was somehow more reptilian than your average Londoner. The only piece of clothing on his body was what looked to be a bathtub plug chain, wrapped around a slender pony tail on the back of his otherwise bald head.
Detective Inspector Alice White knelt over the body and snapped a clear photo with her camera, ejecting the flash bulb off the side of the boat, where it hissed and sank into the
Wonderland, Part Two Cheshire GrinnWonderland, Part Two by ~SnakeoilSage
Jackie sat in the Wonderland Station's interrogation room, mulling at his broken nose and toothless reflection in the stainless steel table.
Alice slapped a neat stack of police papers in front of Jackie, "Smuggling, possession, uttering threats, assaulting an officer, attempted murder... your night is not looking up, Mr. Knaves."
Jackie growled and said nothing.
"It's enough to see you go away for a long time, Jackie," Alice said, "And while I can't vouch for your chances of ever coming back, maybe you can make it easier by taking a few of your friends with you? Like the Red Queen everyone about Wonderland seems all in kno
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